Rambling

A woman went into a pet shop and saw a large, beautiful parrot in a cage. There was a sign on the cage that said £10.00 including the cage.

‘Why is the parrot so cheap,’ she asked the pet shop owner.

The owner said, ‘Ok, I’ll tell you, this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.’

The woman thought about this, but decided to buy the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, ‘New house, new madam.’

The woman was a bit shocked, but thought ‘that’s really not so bad, I can live with that.’

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
‘New house, new madam, new girls.’

The girls and the woman were a bit shocked, but then laughed about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.  They decided that if that was the worst the parrot was going to say they could live with it.

Later, when the woman’s husband Matthew came home from work the parrot looked at him and said,

‘Hi Matthew’

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